Damn vandals!

[Red]

I'll give you a funny bumper story. For some years I was adopted by a large Newfoundland dog. All black, shambled like a bear, had a brain but often preferred not to bother taking it with her. 175 pounds bone dry, that's about 80 kilos. But a gentle gentle creature.

So one day we're walking around the block, I'm curbing the dog and letting her sniff and do her business in street between the parked cars, and she bumps headfirst into an old Beetle. And the bumper just FALLS OFF INTO THE STREET.

What can you do but laugh?<G>

Seen any big dogs around your car?<G>