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The facts of Chuck norris
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01-20-2006, 09:32 PM
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omg this is killing me hahhHAHAHAHhah!!!
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. # Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. # Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. hahhahahahhahaaa |
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