You know you're a Toyota Fanatic when...

[nmwisima]

Sorry, man, but I really hate Toyotas!

Of course I love the 86 and admire the old Celicas, last Supra and MR2's,

but since I can remember I hate Toyotas and especially Corollas!

That's not even a good name!

That feeling becomes more intense every time I drive a NEW Toyota,
like feelingless Corollas, heavy Versos, and Stability Control equiped Celicas and MR2s (the production of which, by the way, is canceled from 2006 in US and Europe!).

When I meet someone driving a Corolla in the freeway,
LEFT lane with 50 km/h, I say to my girlfriend:
"What do you expect from a man that drives a car named Corolla?"

And of course we laugh cause it was fate, for me, a Corolla-hater,
to drive a Corolla.

At least, THE BEST EVER MADE